After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
