you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize