Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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