I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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