I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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