bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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