hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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