Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he shaved USA in his pubs
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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