I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Sheβs a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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