i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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