i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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