I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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