I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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