Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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