I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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