Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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