I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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