i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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