Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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