So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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