I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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