Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
