I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Randomize
