this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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