Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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