I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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