so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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