I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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