If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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