I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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