You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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