Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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