i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
