just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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