Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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