Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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