you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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