It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Randomize
