Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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