well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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