Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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