why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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