please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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