I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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