i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Mom said you looked used
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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