its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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