i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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