My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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