ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
