Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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