This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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