i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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