Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I AM VODKA MAN
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
