he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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