You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I wannas sexs uuuuu
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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