Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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