Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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