Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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