so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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