respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.